when your song comes on in the club …
thewisepickle:
black people :


white people :


Follow the wise pickle for more.
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Posters Meme - Avenged Sevenfold
(via aliveforthedead)
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
Bridesmaids;
Annie: You read my diary?
Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
(via disneylandacidtripp)
Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.
(Source: neckstime, via foreveryours48)
GREATEST MISUNDERSTANDING EVER.
brony-express:
the-observant-one:







Oh.
My.
Lord.
holy shit ashdkjas
fuck

(Source: thehoboacrossthestreet, via jessthepotato)
welcometothesoundofprettyodd:
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
(via kindymaling)
me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
*someone takes off their glasses*
everyone within a 5 mile radius: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP
WHEN YOU’RE AT SCHOOL AND YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO HAS ALL THE ANSWERS FOR TODAY’S WORK
most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.
(Source: funniestpostz, via missmathews28)